Unfortunate but true.

No matter how smart or creative or funny I am, it will never be as good as being thin and pretty. Even now, at my thinnest ever, I still feel the sting of this particular fact of life. I can't wait to go to work tomorrow and watch the thin and pretty girls get things handed to them. Yay.

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10 good things about size 10

10- more clothing options means less money spent on stuff I'll never wear that I "had to buy" just because it fit me.

9- rediscovering clothes I loved in high school. I wore them fitted then; I wear them baggy now.

8- less weight means less stress on my joints when I run! Yay!

7- increased cat calls are mostly annoying...but a little flattering. It's nice to be noticed more!

6- fitting into my shoes better. Weird since I never thought my feet were particularly fat, but true.

5- less belly, more dance.

4- people should be ashamed of themselves, but I'm definitely getting my way more during business transactions. Bonus.

3- obvious better respiratory health. I attack multiple flights of stairs like I'm Rocky.

2- fitting my butt into smaller parking spaces on the Subway.

1- when I walk by my reflection in a window I recognize myself instead of fleetingly wondering, "whose chins are those?" But seriously, at sizes 12-18 I never used to feel quite like myself. Now I finally look the way I feel on the inside! I finally look like me!