Hello?

Hm.

Anyone still out there? I know it's been a while...but I just posted a bunch of stuff that had been sitting there waiting to be posted. Sorry; I was busy and kept forgetting to do it except when I was on the subway. So enjoy, if you're reading. And if you're not, then you won't see this so I guess it doesn't matter.

Honestly, I don't know what you'd really get out of reading my diary anyway. Some sort of voyeuristic pleasure? Or maybe it's some sort of reassurance that, well, at least you're not me.

Anyway, I think you're weird. But that's why I like you.

Attn Stalkers:

Bellydancers for BARC. Good beer, fun prizes, $5 all-you-can-eat food, selflessly aiding cute animals, and me!


I'll be dancing two numbers in the benefit show for BARC, the Brooklyn Animal Rescue Coalition, which is a nice private shelter in Williamsburg that preys upon every sentimental cell in my body by helping homeless domestic animals find food, shelter, and someone who will neuter them.

Saturday at The Boulevard Tavern in Williamsburg/Greenpoint (get directions here). I'll vouch for Boulevard as a cool place to hang out. The food is delicious backyard barbecue grill-out goodness with options for meaties and veggies alike, plus bonus potato salad. Save a dog or cat, buy a beer, or just come to watch me and my bellydancer friends swish around in our fluffy skirts, midriffs blazin'. Bring your friends! Helicopter will be there! Be there or be square!

So which is better? A secret identity or shameless self promotion?

I'm going for the latter, I think. I'm going public. I think.

I have some really fun awesome photos from LMNOP's visit. Should I give up my anonymity and post them up? I mean, it's not like it's that hard to figure out what I look like. And it's not like it's that hard to figure out who I am.

I dunno. What do you think?

Here's a tasty tidbit:

Malaysia - Who ARE you!?

I have a lurker! A conspicuous lurker! A lurker who always types in my blog address rather than finding me through a link!

Someone is watching me from Malaysia!

I have a sneaking suspicion that it's someone here in America who knows I can see ip addresses. It's someone who is using an ip obfuscation tool so I won't know who that person is! Well know this, lurker, I see you! You can change your ip, but you can't hide! The jig is up! Cower in the shadow of my incredible deductive reasoning skills!

New Old Post, Weekend Antics, and a couple of Bandwagons

Hi, everybody! New post with old date here...you can read my account of a Saturday in the completely ridiculous meatpacking district. I wrote it on the subway on my iPhone and totally forgot about it until yesterday.

As for now, I'm being lazy and completely not profound. Although I did have a really fun weekend, despite a certain Producer canceling on our Coney Island plans. Here's the quick recap:

Friday - out of work early (only worked ten hours!!) and convinced the Art Shrew (she's really sweet, but don't cross her when she's working) to come to dinner with Payroll and me. We sauntered up to Chelsea, where we went to Elmo. The food was great! The drinks were even better! We saw our cute gay waiter's nipple!
Saturday - I met up for brunch at Tom's with fellow blogger Rebecca, who is so cool! Then I walked home in the rain and got really really soaked! Then I lounged around with the cats until my date. Then I went on the date--we went to a really great beer garden and a really weird concert!
Today I ran, went to dance class, then went out to the most awesomely obnoxious Tex-Mex joint for margaritas and guacamole with my friend the Grecian.

Whew! I think I might need to update my cast of characters.

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While I'm at it, at Z's recommendation I joined this thing called All Mediocre. Check it out, it's funny and cute! Go put your blog on it! Then we can be mediocre together and revel in how completely we are under the radar.

Also I'm Twittering now. Why?

Because it's fun and addictive! It updates my Facebook status! It shows up on my blog! I can even put pictures on it! Neato! I can do it from my phone, which makes me able to share my fun while I'm having it in 140 characters or less! Tweet me @ http://twitter.com/MissAdventurous! Why?

Because you love me and you want to help me get lots of Twitter fans so that I get lots of blog fans so that I feel really really cool. Right? Right??

Yeah yeah, I'm a big ol' nerd... I never denied it, not once!