An ode to my bath sheet

O! White cotton glory
Snuggling me so friendly
When I saw you on the shelf at Ikea you were $9.99
I thought you were cheap then.

I know now that you
Are, as the French say, cher
(This means both "expensive" and "dear" in that language
So maybe you'll get the double entendre).

Wrap me, O towel!
For I have showered and am clean!
I am feeling lazy and did not shave my legs (again)
I never want to get dressed.