Bruised and battered but I made it!

My arms and legs are covered in bruises. My hands feel raw and I have
a blister on my left index finger. The whorled tip of another finger
was sliced in three perfect horizontal lines by the air conditioner.
My big toe has a gash where my bed rail fell on it; don't worry
though, it's not bleeding anymore. My hip is sore from balancing
things. My back is sore from lifting them up two flights of stairs.
My neck and shoulders are all racked up from carrying entire furniture
pieces upstairs on my head.

And now, thanks to my hurrying myself out the door I get to tackle this: