Stolen Identity!

This ho stole my identity!

I was Miss Adventurous six months before she came around. Just who does she think she is, trying to say SHE's adventurous? She's a kindergarten teacher or something, not a fabulous unemployed moviemaking rock star like me.

I guess I can share. I mean, whatever...they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery... If people want to aspire to be just like me then it just goes to show how amazingly cool I am, right?

Right??