Why someone ought to give me lots of money

If I were to name a fancy bar I'd call it Sultana...because I rule.

It would have a vintage Middle Eastern feel, with oriental rugs and silk tasseled drapes and such.

I'd have nightly belly dance shows in which I would employ my friends.

I would serve chocolate covered dates and grape leaves and hummus along with the $15 specialty cocktails. The latter would of course be devised by great mixologists and each one would invoke the spirit of a different country along the silk road; Spain, Morocco, Egypt, Arabia, Persia, India, China...

We'd eat a lot of pomegranate seeds and figs. There would be a hookah room in the back. It would be awesome.