I'm about to become a bad bad girl.

I've had it with being good. It gets me nowhere.

I'm working with No Name now and he and I are becoming better friends. It's helping me deal with the unrequited love thing since I get to talk to him about the ridiculous decisions he makes about women, I get to learn his work style and I get to see the lack of love in his eyes when he looks at me. It's tough cookies for me. I never had a chance. But I get a friend out of it. And that's no consolation prize; it's a bona fide win!

Anyway, I've been good for months and months, saying if someone isn't as good as him I don't want to bother but now, two tears in a bucket ... I'm ready to let it go. Frankly I need to get laid and I'm way past due to quit whining about how lonely I am for true love. Waah waah. So here we go. Enter Jezebel.